wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

fizzyginger:

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

mondoleon:

guten tag

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

Ok so I have this headcannon in which leonardo di caprio always planned on declaring his undying love for kate winslet when he won his first Oscar.

That can seriously be the only reason they’re not growing old together making beautiful talented babies.

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

manda:

judixoo:

hahah I retweeted this when he posted it

you mothafucka

cole sprouse you son of a slapped arse i will eat your children

bookporn:

cinematichigh:

Harry Potter cast for Empire

Love the books on the first 3 (=

fffcuk:

subternatural:

fffcuk:

if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous

or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me

the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess

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